partywithponies:

censorbotoffical:

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

replicated-archive:

my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt

sexycraisinthanos:

they don’t make shows like this anymore

alderaan-babe:

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

previouslysaltyfandombrat:

oysters-aint-for-me:

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can’t be certain, but I don’t think this is how it was a moment ago

avatarofthevast:

still-a-valid-ace:

children-of-bast:

MOTHER, I HUNGER.

(watch with sound on)

The world is hella depressing so here’s one of our foster kittens being a whiny boy who NEEDS FOOD NOOOOW.

The little graSPING PAWS WHEN SHE PICKS HIM UP!!!

homopower:

theghostofsomethingorother:

giulia2372:

“Excuse me sir, I think you have my sleeves”

and they were shirtmates

Oh my god, they were shirtmates.

98khj:

98khj:

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

postilionstruckbylightning:

creekfiend:

Jail! Jail for every politician for One Thousand Years!!!!

You ignore the public’s health? You sacrifice the public’s health for big business?